Whenever I receive a call from a female telemarketer, the first thing I'll ask is if she's wearing a bra. Then, I'll quickly ask what color panties she is wearing. I won't give her a chance to speak, and then I will be silent and ask her what it was that she wanted? Confusion mounts as she fumbles for an answer. I will then ask what size bra she is wearing. Often, they will loosen up and play along. It's like free phone sex. This can go on for quite some time and its great fun. I get several calls a week from different telemarketers. If it's a man, I just put the phone down and let him talk until he realizes no one is there.

— Alex, 26

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