Extreme Breasts

My new girlfriend's mother has the largest breasts I have ever seen. They are what I refer to as "Extreme Breasts." I asked her what size bra she wears, but she does not know. Her brassieres are all custom made and she pays over one hundred dollars each for them. I told her she should get a double mastectomy and get it over with as soon as possible. She looks awful with those enormous things straddling her chest.

— Marcus, 28

Love Library: Featured Articles