My father-in-law, who was sixteen years older than my mother-in-law, just couldn't get the job done and lost all interest. She didn't and turned to me. I was thirty-eight and she was fifty-eight. What a wonderful four years we had, until family started to get suspicious and she broke it off. I have twelve pictures of her under my glass desk top. I'm still married to her daughter, but I miss my mother-in-law. No regrets.
— Harrison, 70