Beach Jock Strap
I wore a jock strap to the beach recently when I went there with my girlfriend and her mom. I'm trying to break up with her, so I figured if I gross both of them out; I'd be able to sever the relationship. Not going to happen. Both of them were so turned on that they gave me relief right there on the beach. I think this breaking up thing is going to be harder than I had anticipated. Maybe it's due to the fact that I have an enormous package and no matter what I do, she'll want me for my manhood. Being large has its drawbacks. This is one of them.
— Zac, 28