Guess the Size
My neighbor is in her mid-forties and has a body that looks about half her age. She wears tight blouses, short skirts, stockings, and high heels. The other day we were chatting and she asked me if I could guess what size bra she wore. I was totally taken aback, but I figured this was my opportunity to get up-close and personal with her. She isn't married, so I figured I had a chance. Oh boy, did I ever have a chance. I guessed her bra size quite accurately and that impressed her; so much so that she invited me in to get a closer look.
— Simon, 19