My wife of five years has a serious problem. Her breasts will not stop growing. When we got married six years ago she was a C cup and she looked awesome. However, over the years, her chest has continued to grow. She is not getting fat; her breasts are just getting larger. She must buy custom made brassieres since they do not make them her size as a stock item. Each brassiere costs well over $100. Breast reduction is the only answer, but she will not consider it. She looks like a cartoon character with her enormous breasts. I am seriously considering leaving her unless she does something about those monsters on her chest.
— Marshall, 30