Sorry, No Wedding!

I was supposed to get married to this woman I have been dating for about two years. We were supposed to get married in about a month from now, but I decided that I'd prefer to shop around and not tie myself down to one woman whose mother is a first class pain. Actually, that's the real reason why I will not marry this woman. The thought of her mother frightens me to death.

— Nathaniel, 29

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