My wife suggested I see a dermatologist to check for skin cancer. I went to see a woman suggested by my mother-in-law. When I got there, she had me undress and put on a paper robe that opens in front. She came into the room and I was in a state of shock at how pretty she was. She was probably in her early thirties, wearing a short skirt, nylons, and high heels. I immediately started to get excited. She started to check for skin cancer. She then opened the gown revealing my now obvious excitement. She didn't say anything, but she did examine the area. It was more than I could; handle what a mess. She didn't say anything. She just smiled and told me I was cancer free. As she was leaving the room, she said, "By the way, you have a rather large package." I got dressed and left the room, but before I left, a nurse came in to clean up the mess. She looked at me and just smiled. I was really embarrassed, but I will remember this day forever.
— Kevin, 26