I love it when my neighbor lady bends over to pick up her paper. I live across the street and she must know I am watching because she always turns around so her butt is facing my house. Most of the times she is wearing a short skirt with stockings, high heels, and a garter belt. This is at six in the morning when the paper comes. That's not the only thing that comes at six in the morning. I am ready and looking forward to having a good time.
— Paul, 29