My father-in-law passed away recently and my wife informed me that her mother will be moving in. She never asked, she just informed me. Well, I absolutely hate her mother. She is one very pushy self-centered witch. She is always asking very personal questions and it is really annoying. I then notified my wife of two things. Number one is that I will be moving out and number two is that I'm going to file for divorce as soon as possible. We have been married for three years with no kids, so that's a big plus. I just breathed a huge sigh of relief. Adios to the two witches.
— Pierre, 26