Today, I had the extreme good fortune to help three women adjust their Brassieres. The first two were at a department store lingerie department. They were trying on brassieres and they each asked if I would evaluate how they looked. I told them a slight adjustment was in order, went to work, and gave them a "hand." The third was my girlfriend's aunt. I told her that her left breast was slipping and she needed to re-do the strap. She smiled and asked if I would do it for her. She said it felt really good and thanked me for my thoughtfulness. "What a nice young man you are," she told me.
— Howard, 28