My seventy-one year old mother-in-law lives in our apartment under the main house. She and my wife take frequent trips purchasing goods for our business. They left for a three day trip and that night, I went into my mother-in-law's place snatch her panties and bra and put them on. I went up to our living room, put on my favorite porno, and sat on the couch pleasuring myself when the door opened and my wife and mother-in-law walked in. To say my wife was shocked is an understatement. My mother-in-law was shocked and amused. None of my explanations seem to make any difference. I might have a real problem.
— Donald, 54