Blind Date Disaster

Not being a fan of blind dates, I still agreed to go on one because it was a friend of my cousin's. This woman was beautiful, but when she opened her mouth and spoke, it was like someone had just opened the door to the local sewage treatment plant. She had the most awful breath ever. A body that was out of sight, but I had to cut this date short; because I did not think I could handle the intense odor of her breath. By cutting short, I meant turning around and leaving after about ten minutes.

— Kevin, 28

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