I was recently told by my wife's mother that I have the greatest legs she has ever seen. She said it's sinful that a man should have legs that belong on a woman. When I thanked her, she gave me a pair of stockings and asked me to put them on. When I did, she said my legs look even better with nylons. I never did tell her that I already wear stockings and high heels when her daughter and I are having sex.
— Tate, 28