I work in an office with more women than men. Some of these women seem to want sex all day, every day. There's this one woman who never wears a brassiere and she has enough breast tissue for two women. My problem is I am easily distracted by sexy legs, short skirts, high heels, large breasts, etc. They seem to be everywhere. I adjourn to the restroom at least twice a day, after which I'm more able to pay attention to my job.
— Brody, 33