I love walking on the weekends. Usually, to be on the safe side, I wear a minimal amount of clothing. By minimal, I mean an oversized t-shirt and nothing else. Halfway through a recent walk, I removed the t-shirt. I didn't notice my neighbor was sitting on her porch; she didn't say a word. As I got closer, she scared me by saying, "Nice body." I covered myself with the t-shirt, but she took off her clothes in a flash. We went in her house and had the best sex I ever. After we had sex, I left her house with the t-shirt in hand and continued my walk back to my place naked. I look forward to the weekends now.
— Nick, 55