My brother, my wife, and I were playing quarter bounce till I passed out in our bedroom floor on the way to the bathroom. Unknown to me, they continued playing while I lay there. The rules got changed; private parts were shown. Every time my wife would miss, he got to see her. Eventually, he got bold enough to say, "If you miss, I get to give you oral." Drunk, she said, "Okay." She missed more than she hit.
— David, 42