I was going all night fishing and my wife said to wear her tights under my jeans to keep warm. She could not find any, but gave me a pair of her lace top stockings saying they would do the same thing. As soon as I put them on, I was so excited; they felt gorgeous. All night while fishing, I was thrilled by them. When I came home, she was asleep in bed, so I kept them on in bed through the night. The next morning, I made love to her with them on. Wow, that was so lovely! Now I never want to be without them. I have asked that she wears a pair while I have mine on to make love, but she just smiles.
— Henry, 37