Yesterday I went out in the back yard, which has a six foot high wooden fence, to water my tomatoes. I was only wearing white nylon panties and a white bra with breast forms. I noticed the neighbor looking at me through a gap in the fence and I immediately got excited. After being out there for a few minutes, I noticed that she was gone. Now she knows, and maybe I'll let her see me in black next time, and then pink. This could be a good summer.

— Ted, 35

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