I recently started dating this younger lady a few months back. In the sex department, "no" is not in her vocabulary. We were having our usual fun one night. Anybody can tell you that, if two people can reach an orgasm together, it is just out of this world. She tells me she is almost there. I say, "Wait for me," as I pick up the pace. I can tell she is about ready. Then, out of nowhere, she says, "BASEBALL! BASEBALL!" I just collapsed upon her in laughter. She started laughing, too. She said, "I wanted to take my mind off of it, so I figured I would think about baseball. I didn't mean for it to come out." We both laughed, cuddled a little, and then finished the job in unison. She is truly an incredible girl.
— Heywood, 38