I went to a massage parlor on my last business trip. I was very careful to keep my underwear on and instructed the incredibly beautiful woman to not touch me there. I ended up paying $230 for a very light massage from a big breasted woman in a skimpy outfit. I didn't touch her anywhere (except a foot rub I gave her) and I stared at her breasts while she smiled at me and massaged me. I still feel like I've betrayed my wife, although at the same time, I'm proud of resisting the temptation to be touched (which was included in the price) and getting a happy ending. I have resolved to never do that again, it was just a moment of weakness!
— Matthew, 42