Lawn Man

I cut lawns for a living and when all you white collar chumps are at work, I am hitting on your housewives. Lots of them are deprived and starving for good sex. I just left Patrice; we had sex while she wore her wedding dress. She said on her wedding night, she had to pleasure herself after the new husband fell asleep. I am not worried about making as much money as you because the sex benefits are so much better. Besides, the last one tipped me three hundred after I took care of her lawn.

— Ian, 34

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