Each summer, my cousin would have a party at her lake house. One year, after several hours of innocent flirting and heavy drinking, I found myself being escorted to a nearby bed by my cousin's best friend and another girl I had just met that day. I sat down on the bed and couldn't believe it when they started making out as if I wasn't even there. They stopped for a second, looked at me, and then they started to undress me. It seemed they couldn't get their own clothes off fast enough, either. After a long session of foreplay, we went on to have the best sex ever. Thank God for country girls.
— Harry, 30