Today, I have to interview three new possible secretaries. So today, I have borrowed some of my wife's items. Under my suit, I will be wearing bright pink panties, glossy lace-top stockings, and a pink satin chemise. My wife says that I need to wear this sort of stuff to stay in line and under control. I have a very hard day when she dresses me because I have to try to hide my excitement all day long.
— Allen, 39