Years ago, when I was about thirty-five, I was awakened by the sound of the front door bell. Leaving my wife in bed, I put on a robe and went to answer the bell. I opened the door and was surprised to see my still-sexy fifty-five year old mother-in-law standing there. I invited her in and gave her a welcome hug. I'll never forget how wide her eyes got as she felt my morning surprise through the thin robe. I had a sudden urge to relieve myself, but I had to remain cool and calm as we all sat around drinking coffee at breakfast. My surprise eventually subsided and my mother-in-law never said anything, but I know she was astonished.
— Matthew, 60