She Doesn't Compare
My wife of four years is twenty-seven years old, five foot six inches tall, and weighs 110 pounds. She is blonde, has a great body, and just earned her law degree. My girlfriend of the past six months is fifty-three years old, five foot ten inches tall, and weighs 195 pounds. She has gray hair, breasts that hang to her waist, has been married to the same guy for thirty-five years, and is a school teacher. Having sex with my girlfriend is so much better than with my wife; it doesn't even compare.
— Jon, 32