A Turn For The Dirty
I recently moved into a new apartment and asked my girlfriend if she would mind helping me clean the old apartment up. She showed up in a pair of short-shorts and a little cut-off tank top that didn't cover too much. My mind immediately started thinking of things other than cleaning. I knew, though, that we needed to get the cleaning done. We were working in separate rooms when I decided I needed a break. She was scrubbing the kitchen floor with her back towards me. I stepped out of my shorts, walked up behind her, put my member on top of her head and asked her, "What's on your mind?" She said, "What the - ?" and started laughing. Our cleaning mission then took a turn for the dirty. We did eventually get all of the cleaning done that day. We took more than our share of breaks in between, though.
— Antonio, 33