Did The Laundry
My wife had minor surgery yesterday and I decided to be helpful and do the laundry. When I was putting away her undergarments, I noticed a sexy corset that I had never seen her wear before. I pulled it from the drawer to check it out and, imagine my surprise, when I noticed a large stain all over the front. Closer inspection convinced me the stain was indeed man juice. I can't wait to hear the explanation.
— Aaron, 42