What I Look For

I only date married women, and there is no shortage of potential dates. I don't keep score, but I am sure I've slept with over sixty different married women in the past two years. I sometimes go out with three different women in a week, and I'm not really that good looking. I look for ring wearing women ages thirty-five to fifty who are showing plenty of cleavage and wearing tight jeans and high heels. Anywhere, anytime, I see a woman meeting that description, I simply introduce myself and tell them how amazing they look. Fifty percent of the time, it leads to further conversation and that leads to coffee or often something more. They seem surprised when they tell me they are married and I tell them I only go out with married women.

— Matt, 28

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