My wife and I have been married almost twelve years and we have three kids that I love very much. My wife is twelve years younger than I am, and makes me feel like an old man. I get up every night with the kids; she claims she doesn't hear them. She has always done this, even when they were babies. I get them up every morning and get them ready for school. She has never washed a dish in our house and complains about nearly every damn thing. If I do any maintenance around the house, it's done incorrectly in her eyes. Sex is a no deal. But she pleasures herself at night in our bed when she thinks I am asleep.
— Steve, 46