Died And Went To Heaven
Last year I met a young woman and we hit it off really well. In less than two hours, she was performing oral on me. Since then, we have had oral sex twice a week. She is twenty-seven years younger than me. About a year before that, I met a twenty-three year old girl that gave me oral two or three times. Since last spring, I have had oral sex or intercourse with ten women; none of which were older than thirty. I must have died and went to heaven because I have gotten more action in the last two years than I have in the first fifty. I am still amazed by this and can't figure out why all these young women like older men. It was never like that twenty-five years ago.
— Mark, 52