I Wish It Was Me
I was playing tennis with a friend of mine when he told me that he heard my mother-in-law was having an affair. He said it was with one of the personal trainers at the Racquet Club, and he actually overheard the guy telling someone that for an old lady she was great in the sack and that she really knew her way around the bedroom. I confess I was shocked and jealous. I have always fantasized about being with her, but I never thought she was the type to cheat on her husband. I really wish it was me she was having an affair with.
— Alec, 32