In Her Face
I saw my wife's friend ring the bell from my upstairs bedroom window. I quickly stripped, wet my hair, wrapped a towel around me, and called the house phone with my cell. I ran downstairs, let her in, grabbed the house phone to answer it, and acted totally flustered. Then, I "accidently" dropped the towel, stood naked for a few seconds, and ran back upstairs. What a thrill!
— Leroy, 42