One day, I came home from school to find myself locked out of the house. I sat on the porch and it was getting windy and cold. My neighbor, who is a hot thirty-six-year-old woman drove by and noticed me sitting on the porch. She invited me over for some coffee. Well, when she was handing me the cup of coffee, she spilled some on my hand. She was so sorry. Then she started to kiss my hand and then she licked it. That was when everything went out of control. She gave me the best oral sex ever. We still do it when her husband is not home.
— Kyle, 20