When I was younger, I used to give a friend on my football team a ride home every day. As we became friends and realized his mom would let us party at his house, I started hanging out there every weekend. One Saturday night, we all got very drunk (her included). As I was attempting to take care of her, she threw me up against her bedroom wall and went to work. We had very quick but amazing sex, seeing as my friends and girlfriend were still upstairs. She was thirty-four, blonde, tan, and had no body hair. I still think about it all the time. Thank you Simone for the wonderful experience.
— Ken, 29