Busted!

It was late one night, and the girlfriend and I had sex in the living room while her mom was upstairs sleeping. It was so hot in the living room that after having sex, I stepped outside onto the deck where it was raining so I could cool down. I decided to get rid of the used condom by throwing it into a garbage can next to the deck. But after I threw it, I didn't here it hit. After I arrived home the next morning, the girlfriend called sobbing. I guess her mother usually has her morning cigarette out on that deck. Low in behold, she found the evidence dangling in front of her face off a low tree branch. The next week the girlfriend was on the pill. Stupid me!

— Randy, 30

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