She Shouldn't Have
This morning, I walked in on my wife of thirty-five years and my son-in-law having sex in my kitchen. I guess they assumed I'd sleep late like I usually do, but I heard my wife get up earlier and I couldn't fall back to sleep. I decided to get up and go downstairs. Man was I surprised when I turned the corner and saw them in the kitchen. They were too busy with each other to even notice me. It only lasted a few minutes, and then they noticed me standing there. I just looked at my wife and said, "You shouldn't have done this to our daughter."
— Tim, 58