It Just Happened

I just spent the past thirty minutes making out with my fifty-three year old mother-in-law Mae. I think we would have finished the deal, but the apartment manager knocked on the door and by the time I finished talking to him, Mae had buttoned up her blouse and said that we should think about what we were doing. I was in shock anyway from the fact that it happened and was speechless, but I guess that was a good thing because about five minutes later, my father-in-law unexpectedly returned home hours early from his golf game.

— Blain, 32

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