When I was in Japan while in the army, I took a weekend trip to a resort town nearby. That evening after supper at the hotel, I went to my room and found the maid watching TV. She started get up and turn it off, but I told her it was ok if she wanted to keep watching. I had a Playboy magazine with me, so I started looking through it. After a few minutes, she came over and started looking at the pictures. She said "big" while pointing at a picture of a well endowed nude model, and then pointed at her breasts and said "small." We looked through all the pictures in the magazine, and then she pointed at the bed and said, "let's." I was all for that. What a weekend we had. I visited her every weekend I could over the next year and a half. I was twenty-one and she was forty-three. It was some of the best sex I've ever had, and yes, this story is true.
— Brian, 65