Wife's Birthday Gift
It was my birthday, and I spent the afternoon with a couple of buddies at a strip bar. It was cool because the waitresses also took turns stripping. Anyway, I called my wife and arranged to meet at the guys' apartment. I told her where we had been and told her to wear something nice for my birthday. She arrived in a tight mini dress. We passed her a tequila shooter, and it didn't take long before she was flashing and dancing with us all. She was being very friendly with everyone and did a striptease with some lap dancing. Later we all took turns in bed with her. What a birthday!
— Will, 48