In Line To Do Wife
I know you will not believe this, but I stood in line so I could do my wife. It all started at a party, and that means drinking and having fun. Well, my wife was drinking way too much and one of the guys came up to me and said my wife was ready for sex. I told him if he could get into her pants, that it was okay with me. About a half an hour later, I saw about six or seven guys standing in line. I asked one of the guys what was up and he said there was this foxy lady taking on all comers. So I got in line and one at a time, they entered the room. One guy would leave and another guy would enter. It was my turn and there was my wife laying on the bed, totally nude and ready for action. I thought, "What the hell." I took my turn and she didn't even know it was me. As I was leaving, there were at least six more guys waiting for their turn. One guy asked me how the ride was and I told him it was the best I ever had.
— Matt, 30