Cheating With A Chat Girl
I am going to cheat on my long time girlfriend with a girl off of a telephone chat line. It is all her fault; I have told her numerous times I am unhappy with the lack of sexual activity. I treat her like a princess. I do the dishes, laundry, make all the meals, provide money for her, spend quality time talking with her, and let her decided seventy-five percent of the time where to eat or go for entertainment. So, I don't feel bad.
— Warren, 33