Let's start with my wife, who is very sexy and one-hundred and twenty pounds. She only likes regular sex and nothing new ever. I like to try other things to spice up our or my sex life, but she doesn't want to do that. I have tried to teach her how and even looked things up on the computer to show her, but she's just not into that. I need to find that happy spot for me; should I go find someone for the one time shot or not do anything and stay in my own back yard?
— Ned, 46