I Hope Something Happens
I want to have sex with my mother-in-law so bad. She is a sexy looking thirty-eight year old. She has a great chest and I have had the pleasure of seeing it whenever we talk or have a chance to be alone. I get this signal from her, by the way. She acts interested in me, not to mention all the negative things she says about her husband. I will see her this Christmas, so I hope something happens.
— Jordan, 26