Not Her Department
After exploring many great years of sex with my wife, we slowed up and only had it once or twice a month. Having used toys in the past, I decided to get some new ones to experiment with. I ended up purchasing a unisex strap on. Trying it out on her the first time, she loved it. Soon, she discovered that she could be the wearer and giver. While she was using it on me, she kept laughing and repeating, "This isn't my department."
— Joe, 49