Hers Or Mine?
I bought my wife some thongs for our anniversary. She wore them a few times, but did not like them. One night after I showered, I discovered I had no clean underwear. As usual when this happens, I wear a pair of her lace panties. This time, I decided to wear the thong to get a laugh out of her. Later that evening while getting ready for bed, I undressed and exposed the thongs to her. She laughed and said, "At least someone is getting use out of them." After washing them, she put them in my underwear drawer with a note that said "enjoy." Looks like they are mine for keeps.
— Jerry, 40