Listening In On The Wife
I had buddies that used to come over to play cards on Friday nights at my house until I had to leave at two in the morning to go to work. I used to tease the wife about them staying after I left, if she was up to it. One night before I left, she asked if anyone was interested in staying to keep her company. A couple of them decided to stay. I was lost in thought imagining what they were doing to her while I was at work. During the night, I got a call from her in a very playful mood, saying they were suggesting all sorts of things. She asked if I was serious about it and would I be able to handle it if she did. I said okay to anything she was up for. She left the phone open for me to hear; albeit not everything, but the good stuff.
— Jerome, 40