My Guy Fantasy
When I was younger, I spent the night with my friend, Roy. He always wore Speedos. Roy was the only guy I ever fantasized about. He slept very soundly, so I got the urge to reach my hand into his underwear and play with him. I did that and more for about ten minutes until he woke and told me to cut it out. Roy, I noticed you're not married now. My offer is still on the table!
— Pete, 40