On A Bus
A couple years ago, I was visiting some family in the northwest. I took a plane to Seattle, and then waited to take a shuttle to another town. Well, as it turns out, it was a charter bus and it must have been a slow day because only ten people came on. I was on the last stop and seated towards the middle. People where getting off at stops before me, so towards the end, it was only me, the bus driver, and another guy and his wife. The bus diver was busy talking with the man and his wife and I was getting really horny. I pulled down my pants to my ankles and started doing you-know-what. I finished about two minutes later. I wiped up with a napkin and left at the next stop, no one the wiser.
— Tim, 20