A friend of a friend had a computer crash. She is married to the deacon of my church. After I got her computer working, I perused the images and found that she shops for strap-ons. I casually mentioned it to my friend. She said that her friend's husband has diabetes and can't get a hard on. Just for fun, I challenged my friends to an evening of uncommitted sex. Now, we have threesomes every chance we get. The Deacon is unaware that I have supplemented his short-coming. He is a nice guy.
— Lawrence, 42